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Sunday 24 August 2014

Have a Laugh!



A lay person who was totally cut off from the technological world asked a man sitting nearby to him in a park. The man was holding a Samsung galaxy S3. The lay person asked, 'Hey dude, is that a slate in your hand?’ xD 


Once upon a time in a land of giants far away lived a giant fat-ass lazy gigantic weirdo giant who ate giants and his children were giants too who ate giants as well. The giants lived in a house of giants and the giant fought other giants from the old giant family. 

Give me some sunshine give me some rain. Give me some sledgehammers to smash your brain. :D

Black black you are crack

Gray gray you are gay

Purple purple you are a turtle

White white you have an awkward height 

Yellow Yellow you are a twerky fellow 

Red red you have a big head 

Green green you are insanely mean 

My jokes and attempts at humor and mostly lame-ish and foolish but what's the harm in trying huh. :P